i cannot believe it's already saturday. nor can i believe i haven't written a post in 3 days. okay, i can believe it, because, well, because i've actually been trying to write something for three days... to no avail. what's up with that?
i'll tell you what. it's because i spend wa-a-a-y too much time reading and/or commenting on everyone else's blogs (see how you guys keep me from doing my bloggy job?). by the time i get back here it's either too late or i'm too pooped to pen anything worth reading. anyway, because of this travesty, today i've decided to share some of the "comments" i've left laying around on other sites, just so you can see i've not been idle in bloggerville. but, before i do that...a small announcement:
last week,
kyagirl and i became veryvery frustrated when "blogger" (that whore of a host) shut down, and left legions unable to read and/or comment on their favorite sites (and by 'legions', i mean kyahgirl and me). since many of our friends have been, in fact, ensnared in the web of buggerous bloggery known as "blogger", you can imagine our collective frustration. well, friends, we didn't want to take that shit anymore, and so we decided to do something about it!
(being the proactive kind of girls we are). that's right! we've created a place for those with "comment withdrawl" to leave comments (from/for anyone's blog, or just something random) for one and all to see. we'll put up a new "post" every day, and then let any and all have at it! and, because we're "dogs", naturally we wanted to create the illusion of a fun festive frolicking time (much like i have around here on weekends in the front yard) so we went with a "park" theme. thus was born CENTRAL SNARK. (get it? like "central park"? only snarky? and without all the shit and/or muggers?) not sure what it's gonna evolve into, but for now, it meant to be a fun place to leave a comment/take a comment and/or hang out to see what everyone
else is leaving/taking. so check it out... we're of a mind to link to any and all who show up (because that's the kind of good blogging citizens we are) but that means ya have to leave at least one comment in order to hitch a ride on the side bar!
okay, now for those comments. tho', since it's saturday, a day i usually post pictures of myself, bobo, and max, i thought i might do a little "double duty" here. therefore, i give you my random comments, with pictures! yay! whee! whoopee! (this may or may not work... guess we're about to find out):
to wordsmith doug, of waking ambrose fame:
"...hooray!!! i've been trying to leave a comment ALL DAY!! of course, now that i'm finally able to do so, i realize i have nothing to say.
TROLLOP: the blogging server that stays "down" all day and prevents a lively exchange of ideas and/or quips. see also, bitch
and doug: your first clue(s) that my thesaurus is old were the words chippie, floozy and tart! ..."
for the saucy sar, aka belle of the brawl:
"...oh, and as long as there's a wee bit 'o "shameless" promotion going on (by me and kyahgirl)... may i remind everyone that a vote for logophile may mean losing unwanted pounds and/or wrinkles, but a vote for me means... um... uh... CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!(i hate to cook, but i bake a "to die for" cookie). screw the pounds, i say "happy mouths" for one and all!
sigh, i'm pathetic, right? (vote for me anyway) ; P ..."
to mommy's friend, karen, on namaste:
"...in Greek mythology, the middle finger was known as the Jupiter/Saturn Finger, which symbolized the phallus. in ancient Rome, male prostitutes would stick their middle digit into their hair to signal potential customers that they were "open for business". then, in Medieval times, the Church identified it as the Digitus Infamis or Obscenus, aka "the obscene finger" (early Christians considered it evil to wear a ring on this finger given its sexual significance)
that said... the history you gave makes perfect sense... especially if they were predisposed to think the finger was "plucking evil", in the first place!! not to mention the "YEW" part!! too funny!!
(as for the other stuff...what can i say? my sister wrote a book about penises & vaginas...)..."
mommy's note to our beloved daddy:
"...hi honey! i'm just randomly leaving comments, since it's again impossible to do so on any of the "blogger" sites we like. besides... i feel thismuchclosertoyou when i check in on your blog!
I LOVE YOU!!! xoxoxo
(is it time to come home, yet? are we gonna walk? are you even reading this? am i just typing away for no good reason at all? should i stop????) XOXOXO..."
of course, i would very much like to point out that mommy and/or i left dozens more comments on manymany sites... but for now, as well as for the sake of brevity, these shall have to suffice (oh, and to YOU, our bootilicious Miz B?...i promise i'll pop one of my comments to you up NEXT time... for there will be a next time, oh yes, there will be a next time!). now... since i know how much you all like the pictures, here are a few more to tide ya over until i'm in the mood to post again! enjoy. or not. i don't really care, as long as i don't have to write anymore. and, unless i'm mistaken (and i'm quite sure i'm not), it is all about me. (isn't it?)

had enough? golly, i sure hope so, kids! 'cuz i'm wa-a-a-y too pooped to look at anymore pictures... and, in case you haven't noticed (mommy?) it's my DINNER TIME! so... you know, i have to go! (ain't i the poet? hee hee) let's hope that bitch blogger gets its act together this week, i'm not sure i can take another day of not reading my favorite blogs! stupid blogger. i dumped you like a bad habit, because you very nearly broke my bloggy spirit. try not to do that to my friends, or, trust me, there will be hell to pay... and toes to bite!
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" ~ Marilyn Pittman