boy #2 had two wisdom teeth pulled out today. now he's in pain. the end.
hahahaha! well, actually, i guess it's really not that funny, because the boy did have those teeth pulled and he is in pain. i was just tryin' to let you know in my own silly way that this was gonna be a really quick post. but, ya know what? since the boy is currently fast asleep, and, therefore, not demanding inordinate amounts of mommy's time, i guess i can spend a couple of minutes chattin' about other stuff. (once he wakes up itll be a whole different story, because he's ever-so-childlike in his need for attention, especially when pain is involved.)
to tell the truth, lately, boy #2's been working overtime gettin' attention outta mommy--she was up late several nights last week talking to him, following a nasty break-up with the girlfriend formerly-known-as-betty (henceforth known as that-whoring-bitch). 
then, three nights ago, he got into a heated argument with another former-friend, who wound up punching the boy on the side of his beautiful face! knocking him down/out! giving him a mild concussion! can we talk about pain? can we talk about drama? of course, i'm not talking about the boy, because he actually tried to hide the whole sordid affair from mommy & daddy for a day, but once they found out, you should have seen mommy! she is not a happy camper, and i fear for the emotional safety of this sh*ttyf*cksh*t guy if she ever gets within dirty-looks-clipped-verbiage-distance of him. she's been known to track folks down for much less (remind me to tell you about the snow-ball/high school kid/lexus affair sometime), so i'm thinkin' this f*ckface guy better hope to all that's holly hunter mommy doesn't get a hankerin' for a triple-grande-soy-no-whip-mocha anytime soon, for, as it happens, this asshole sh*tf*cker guy works at, you guessed it, our local starbucks! in fact, he is 
none other than the same f*ckingmotherlesswhorechild guy who screwed up mommy's starbucks experience a few weeks ago. needless to say, he's already on her shit list... so it's a safe bet he'll not be getting off anytime soon (in all honestly, if mommy--a non-violent kind of a gal--had her way, this asshole f*cker guy wouldn't be gettin' anything off anytime soon...if ya catch my drift, and i think you do.)
ah, but it's monday, and i really shouldn't be tellin' stories about that boy and his stupid-former-friends, should i? no... i should be talking about mommy and daddy's pathetic weekend tv-viewing line-up...altho' there's not a whole hell of a lot to tell, come to think of it. in fact, daddy did a nice job summing up last night's episode of the sopranos, so why should i waste my/your time doing it here? as for that sluttywhore meredith on grey's anatomy?
well, at least last night, even meredith acknowledged she's a whore... in fact she took up knitting to keep herself from drinking too much/sleeping with the first penis guy to drop one of her favorite lines in her lap (you know what i'm talking about, lines like: new here? or my place or yours? or wanna see my trampoline?) since she wasn't so busy f*cking sleeping with every tom, dick or dick (she likes dicks), she had time to discover she has not one, but two step-sisters she never knew she had!!! ooh. fascinating. in other news, man-boy-george finally succumbed to the ample charms of ortho-doc (that's what the writer of this episode calls her...), and, at the verylastsecond, meredith, knitting needles in hand, met a hunky new character who may--or may not--be named dick. ha! just kidding! (still, bet she sleeps with him by next week.)
whoa... look at all these worms! i really didn't think i'd have time to write so many... did you? those pain killers the boy took must be working pretty well, 'cuz he's been sleeping all afternoon! it's just as well, i guess, since there's nothin' else to do...
as lovely as the weather was over the weekend, it's been kind of cold/drizzly out today, not very spring-like, now, is it? in fact, if today wasn't the first day of regular baseball season, it honestly wouldn't seem like spring at all! (would it, daddy?) 
go dodgers!!
"That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball." ~ Bill Veeck, 1976
Poor boy...it's a hard knock life for him. Will be glad when he decides to change that. Have I mentioned lately that I hate Mondays? Well, I do. Go Dodgers, heh, they're currently losing 8-1...da bums.
love you
Posted by: joel | 03 April 2006 at 05:39 PM
yeah--i keep thinking his karma's gonna change any day now!
as for the dodgers? well, as with the boy, they're gonna change any day now! besides, in case you haven't noticed, the season's just begun... i'm sure they'll play better tomorrow! (or the next day... or the next...)!
lovelovelove you! xoxox
Posted by: neva | 03 April 2006 at 05:54 PM
Aww...wisdom teeth sounded so scary to me!!! Actually, I had mines (all 4, first week was for 2 on the right. Next week was for the left ones!!) pull out 2 weeks before I went to the UK. I can tell how suffering! I hope the pain will be gone from boy#2 soon!
And as for the starbucks guy...errr...I suggest your mommy should "accidentally" pour some hothothot espresso over his face next time she calls at starbucks...hee hee :D
Posted by: Jom | 03 April 2006 at 06:49 PM
Gigglin' my butt off here 'cause you sound jes like me as far as bein' protective of your children. I remember when daughter was that age & I wanted to beat the shit outa anyone who did her wrong... boy, can I relate! but you write a lot better description than I could... you outa submit your writings to Madison Ave, think they'd make a star outa ya. I know I'd buy your books!
Go Dodgers! I'll cheer 'em on with ya 'cause I know the Tigers will be poopie again.
btw, drizzly and cold here, too.
Posted by: Karen | 03 April 2006 at 06:50 PM
Send my get well wishes to boy number 2. I remember having mine out. It took about 2 days for me to feel “normal”. There’s even a picture with me holding two huge ice packs on either cheek…thanks to my mom the shutter bug. The problematic starbucks counter boy, has left me steaming too!
Posted by: leela | 03 April 2006 at 07:58 PM
I just love your sassy attitude! Can't wait to get settled in the new place and do some sassin' of my own!
Posted by: schnoodlepooh | 03 April 2006 at 10:50 PM
If he complains too much let him know that there is a chick in Minnesota who's jaw was accidently broken when they removed her wisdom teeth. It sucked... my face swoll up so bad my eyes were closed and my family just looked at me and laughed because it was JUST that funny. How nice. How very nice.... ahhh the memories. But thankfully, I had perkocete. I stayed iwth my grandma cause she needed something to do... she smashed up my pain pills and gave them to me 45 minutes before they were due so they over laped. Elenanor is a saint in her own way!! Hope he heals up soon. NO STRAWS!!
Next time that jerk fucks up your order you make him do it right AND they should give it to you free plus a coupon for your next drink free.... thats how it is supposed to be done so says green apron manual. Take advantage of that and make HIS life miserable. :) He isn't fit to wear the green Apron!! Really he isn't!
Posted by: cj | 04 April 2006 at 01:05 AM