oh mandisa... would you have lost last night if those sucky stylists on american idol hadn't put you in that ridiculous outfit the night before? for surely it was difficult for viewers to concentrate on your magnificent voice when you were such a vision of over-the-top-obesity in those baggy (baggy!) jeans and that oh-so-less-than-flattering horizontally striped halter top. holy mother of god-awful-outfits!! you deserved better, you really did. but, hey, at least you won't have to participate in any more of those beyond-moronic ford music "videos". (if ever there was a reason not to buy fords and/or enjoy this show, those videos/commericals are it). you are gorgeous, your voice is fabulous, and you were a gracious loser. 
you go girl. you go straight back into that dressing room and beat the shit out of those assholes who forced you into that get-up, and, for my sake? trip that prissy little paris on your way out, won't you?
katharine, too. then let's see if we can find out who the folks are that helped keep bucky on the show for another week, shall we? for, and i can't stress this enough, they must be stopped.
p.s. daddy? i really hope you feel better soon... cuz i'm pretty sure that stuff you're taking scares me, too!
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." ~ Elvis Presley
I'm thinking the stylist on Idol may be Mugatu from Zoolander because they're all looking pretty "derelicte."
love you
Posted by: joel | 06 April 2006 at 10:59 AM
laughing out loud at that one, honey... wish i'd thought of it! (seriously, that syrup has honed your humor skills... which is kind of scary! cuz you're already a funnyfunny man!) tee hee!!
lovelovelove you, too!
xoxoxo
Posted by: neva | 06 April 2006 at 11:30 AM
yes. that outfit has to be reason. truly foul. very tragic.
Posted by: joy | 06 April 2006 at 12:37 PM
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." ~ Elvis Presley
*sigh*
they don't make 'em like they used to.
Posted by: Karen | 06 April 2006 at 12:54 PM
Hello There Puppytoes!
Yes, now you know, it was all caused by a blow to the head.
Thanks for stopping by.
And I don't care who you are, no one would look good in that outfit!!
Posted by: The Village Idiot | 06 April 2006 at 01:35 PM
So I decided to click on the link to SEE that outfit and let me just say - OMG? How could you go out of the dressing room like that? Look, no woman on earth thinks their ass is small - this is like an ass magnifiying glass! Someone should be fired. That is just cruel.
Posted by: cj | 06 April 2006 at 02:48 PM
Joy: yep. foul. and wrong. personally, i think she was sabotaged... how else to explain such horrific fashion-don'ts? one one body? in one night? those stylists (if that's who they really are) should be ashamed.
Karen: we'd like to think they don't make 'em like elvis anymore... but have ya ever been to vegas? still... he was the *real* deal, right? damn straight!
Village Idiot: howdy! and thanks for stoppin' by! and you are oh-so-correct, sir, sharon stone sans undies couldn't make that get-up look good! (i'm repeating myself here, but it was sooooo wrong to send that poor girl out on a stage--in front of cameras--thusly attired. wrong, i tell you, wrong!)
cj: i agree...those stylists should be fired. then shot. (not that i routinely advocate shooting anyone, mind ya, but really, something has to be done to insure these so-called "stylists" don't get the chance to do that to any other unsuspecting soul.) by the way, hope you're feeling better! : )
Posted by: neva | 06 April 2006 at 03:22 PM
I just don't understand fashion. Guess I must be "old".
Posted by: schnoodlepooh | 06 April 2006 at 08:30 PM
schnoodlepooh: i'm pretty sure that particular ensemble is *not* considered fashion in any sense of the word... cuz if it is, then i don't get it either, which means, i guess, we're both gettin' "old"! (heck, even if we are, do we care?? no. we do not!!) : D
Posted by: neva | 06 April 2006 at 11:01 PM
That outfit really put the Man in Mandisa. Like whoa Man! She was a very class act, talented singer and i didn't see that one coming either.
Posted by: David Levasseur | 07 April 2006 at 12:48 AM
*sigh* I am in crazy Spain so no American Idol for me... although I didn't watch it back in SF either... I only like the beginning of the show when all the crazy people show up! *GASPETY GASP*
So just dropping by to say hi!
And as for the outfit... DIOS MIO!!!
Posted by: Miz BoheMia | 07 April 2006 at 10:57 AM
I think I need to make a banner for my site-
Bucky and Paris MUST.GO!
Hmmmm.....
(but I'm sorry to say, I do like Katherine- and, sigh, I *LOVE* Chris!)
Posted by: RisibleGirl | 07 April 2006 at 01:19 PM
*SIGH* Husband DID comment on Mandissa's rather large frame this week..and I actually agreed she was not looking her best. Yes, WHO is voting for Bucky? I actually like Paris!!!
Posted by: mommy on the verge | 07 April 2006 at 09:22 PM